2001-09-26 We Must Retaliate
<hide> <let name=data index=Date>2001-09-26</let> <let name=data index=Topics>\9-11\satire\mainstream media</let> <let name=data index=Source>The Onion</let> <let name=data index=URL>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34153</let> <let name=data index=Title>We Must Retaliate: Blind Rage or Measured, Focused Rage?</let> <let name=data index=TextShort>a satire of the mainstream media push for retaliation in response to 9/11</let> <let name=data index=Text>Two opinions:
It is clear to me, as it should be to all Americans, what our nation must do: Retaliate with blind, violent rage, striking back with a fury and vengeance the likes of which modern man has never seen.
Rather than be blinded by our collective anger, we must keep a cool head and, after careful consideration of the many complex social and geopolitical factors at work here, annihilate the pieces of shit who did this with measured, focused rage.
Satire, sounding as usual an awful lot like real life.</let> </hide><if not flag=$including><let name=docat val=1 /><call ShowLinkData /></if>