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There is a bumper sticker which is [http://triangle.johnlocke.org/blog/?p=1752 popular] in [[US conservative]] circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy". | There is a bumper sticker which is [http://triangle.johnlocke.org/blog/?p=1752 popular] in [[US conservative]] circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy". | ||
| − | I'm thinking that this is in need of countering. The following counters have occurred to me, but I am always open for more | + | I'm thinking that this is in need of countering. The following counters have occurred to me, but I am always open for more. I'm eventually thinking I'll take the best ones and set them up for sale on Cafepress or similar. |
| − | + | ==Good ones== | |
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* be utterly wrong and '''never ever admit it''' | * be utterly wrong and '''never ever admit it''' | ||
* blow trillions of dollars on a pointless war and call yourself "conservative" | * blow trillions of dollars on a pointless war and call yourself "conservative" | ||
* ignore or ridicule anyone not in a position of power | * ignore or ridicule anyone not in a position of power | ||
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* support the death penalty but say you're "pro-life" | * support the death penalty but say you're "pro-life" | ||
* support the war but say you're "pro-life" | * support the war but say you're "pro-life" | ||
| − | * fight sex education | + | ==Need work== |
| + | * ''sheep variations:'' | ||
| + | ** be sheeplike and smug about it | ||
| + | ** be sheeplike and sanctimonious | ||
| + | ** be gullible and proud of it | ||
| + | ** unquestioningly obey authority | ||
| + | * willfully ignore the man behind the curtain | ||
| + | * fight sex education while being against abortion | ||
* fight to prevent same-sex marriage but say you're "pro-family" | * fight to prevent same-sex marriage but say you're "pro-family" | ||
| − | + | * insist that an honest citizen wouldn't fear being tortured | |
| − | + | * go around saying we need "another 9/11" to whip people back into line | |
Revision as of 03:37, 7 March 2008
There is a bumper sticker which is popular in US conservative circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy".
I'm thinking that this is in need of countering. The following counters have occurred to me, but I am always open for more. I'm eventually thinking I'll take the best ones and set them up for sale on Cafepress or similar.
Good ones
- be utterly wrong and never ever admit it
- blow trillions of dollars on a pointless war and call yourself "conservative"
- ignore or ridicule anyone not in a position of power
- support the death penalty but say you're "pro-life"
- support the war but say you're "pro-life"
Need work
- sheep variations:
- be sheeplike and smug about it
- be sheeplike and sanctimonious
- be gullible and proud of it
- unquestioningly obey authority
- willfully ignore the man behind the curtain
- fight sex education while being against abortion
- fight to prevent same-sex marriage but say you're "pro-family"
- insist that an honest citizen wouldn't fear being tortured
- go around saying we need "another 9/11" to whip people back into line