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<let name=data index=Source>Creative Minority Report</let>
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<let name=data index=Author>Patrick Archbold</let>
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<let name=data index=TextShort>&ldquo;Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk.&rdquo;</let>
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<p>Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk.</p>
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<p>[[Webster Cook]] is a student at the [[University of Central Florida]]. He is also a top notch jerk.</p>
  
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<p>Last week Cook attended a campus [[Catholic mass|mass]]. At that mass, he attempted skulk back to his pew with a [[Eucharist|consecrated host]]. The extraordinary minister saw what he was doing and blocked his path until he put into his mouth. However, when he got back to his pew he removed the host. A lady from the Church saw what he done and attempted to get the host back from him by trying to pry his hand open. Cook now claims he is a victim.</p>
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<p>Last week Cook attended a campus [[Catholic mass|mass]]. At that mass, he attempted skulk back to his pew with a [[consecrated host|consecrated]] [[Eucharist wafer|host]]. The extraordinary minister saw what he was doing and blocked his path until he put into his mouth. However, when he got back to his pew he removed the host. A lady from the Church saw what he done and attempted to get the host back from him by trying to pry his hand open. Cook now claims he is a victim.</p>
 
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Revision as of 11:13, 17 August 2011

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Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk.

Last week Cook attended a campus mass. At that mass, he attempted skulk back to his pew with a consecrated host. The extraordinary minister saw what he was doing and blocked his path until he put into his mouth. However, when he got back to his pew he removed the host. A lady from the Church saw what he done and attempted to get the host back from him by trying to pry his hand open. Cook now claims he is a victim.

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