2008-07-15 Read what those caring, kind and loving Catholics want to do now!
<hide> <let name=data index=Date>2008-07-15}}{{#vardefine:Topics|\2008 sacred wafer scandal}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Topics}}{{#vardefine:Topics.disp|\2008 sacred wafer scandal}} <let name=data index=URL>http://www.soyouthinkimabarstard.com/?p=38}}{{#vardefine:Title%7CRead what those caring, kind and loving Catholics want to do now!}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Title}}{{#vardefine:Title.disp|Read what those caring, kind and loving Catholics want to do now!}}{{#vardefine:Text|“...if the wafer really was suddenly transformed into the body of Christ, why doesn’t it bleed when you snap it in half, and why does communion wine usually taste like the dregs of a $2 cask of cheap sherry? Shouldn’t it taste like a well aged Jew with a firm body, a hint of wood shavings with a dusty after taste? And haven’t some Catholics come out of the woodwork and shown us all their true colours by not only wishing personal physical harm on PZ, but offering to speed his demise themselves? I thought the Christian faith took pride in its “Turn the other cheek” outlook and “Love thy fellow man” philosophy...” (with some punctuation help)}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Text}}{{#vardefine:Text.disp|“...if the wafer really was suddenly transformed into the body of Christ, why doesn’t it bleed when you snap it in half, and why does communion wine usually taste like the dregs of a $2 cask of cheap sherry? Shouldn’t it taste like a well aged Jew with a firm body, a hint of wood shavings with a dusty after taste? And haven’t some Catholics come out of the woodwork and shown us all their true colours by not only wishing personal physical harm on PZ, but offering to speed his demise themselves? I thought the Christian faith took pride in its “Turn the other cheek” outlook and “Love thy fellow man” philosophy...” (with some punctuation help)}} {{#xploop:{{#var:Topics}}||}} {{#xploop:{{#var:keylist}}|\n* $s$: \o#var:$s$.disp\c}}