2006-09-08 Just Go Ahead and Pretend This Was Never Posted
{{#vardefine:keylist|}}{{#vardefine:Date|2006-09-08}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Date}}{{#vardefine:Date.disp|2006-09-08}}{{#vardefine:Date.disp|[[{{#var:Date}}]]}}{{#vardefine:Topics|\scientology}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Topics}}{{#vardefine:Topics.disp|\scientology}}{{#vardefine:URL|http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/09/08/just-go-ahead-and-pretend-this-was-never-posted/}}{{#vardefine:keylist%7C{{#var:keylist}}\URL}}{{#vardefine:URL.disp%7Chttp://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/09/08/just-go-ahead-and-pretend-this-was-never-posted/}}{{#vardefine:Title%7CJust Go Ahead and Pretend This Was Never Posted}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Title}}{{#vardefine:Title.disp|Just Go Ahead and Pretend This Was Never Posted}}{{#vardefine:Text|“Watch this video, then go ahead and forget that it was even posted here. We’re not calling judgment on these Scientologists caught on tape... not at all. Maybe the cameraman DID look like a child molester! Maybe he DID commit tonz o’ crimez. But because we don’t need three wax museum escapees following us home tonight, we’ll just let you come to your own conclusions, which we hope you keep to yourself.”}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Text}}{{#vardefine:Text.disp|“Watch this video, then go ahead and forget that it was even posted here. We’re not calling judgment on these Scientologists caught on tape... not at all. Maybe the cameraman DID look like a child molester! Maybe he DID commit tonz o’ crimez. But because we don’t need three wax museum escapees following us home tonight, we’ll just let you come to your own conclusions, which we hope you keep to yourself.”}} {{#xploop:{{#var:Topics}}||}} {{#xploop:{{#var:keylist}}|\n* $s$: \o#var:$s$.disp\c}}