Difference between revisions of "2008-07-11 Ask the pilot"

From Issuepedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(new page from form at http://www.issuepedia.org/Issuepedia:Form.link.news)
 
(converted to new format)
Line 1: Line 1:
<noinclude>[[category:data.links]]</noinclude>{{#vardefine:keylist|}}{{data.pair|Date|2008-07-11}}
+
<hide>
{{data.pair|Topics|\airport security\Transportation Security Administration}}
+
<let name=data index=Date>2008-07-11</let>
{{data.pair|URL|2=http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2008/07/11/askthepilot283/}}
+
<let name=data index=Topics>\airport security\US Transportation Security Administration</let>
{{data.pair|Title|Ask the pilot}}
+
<let name=data index=URL>http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2008/07/11/askthepilot283/</let>
{{data.pair|Text|&ldquo;"It's serrated." He is talking about the little row of teeth along the edge. Truth be told, the knife in question, which I've had for years, is actually smaller and less sharp than the knives currently handed out by my airline to its first- and business-class customers. You'd be hard-pressed to cut a slice of toast with it.  
+
<let name=data index=Title>Ask the pilot</let>
: "Oh, come on. It is not."
+
<let name=data index=Author>Patrick Smith</let>
: "What do you call these?" He runs his finger along the minuscule serrations.  
+
<let name=data index=TextShort>&ldquo;Propped up by a culture of fear, TSA has become a bureaucracy with too much power and little accountability. Where will the lunacy stop?&rdquo;</let>
: "Those ... but ... they ... it ..."  
+
<let name=data index=Text>
: "No serrated knives. You can't take this."  
+
<blockquote>
: "But sir, how can it not be allowed when it's the same knife they give you on the plane!"  
+
<p>"It's serrated." He is talking about the little row of teeth along the edge. Truth be told, the knife in question, which I've had for years, is actually smaller and less sharp than the knives currently handed out by my airline to its first- and business-class customers. You'd be hard-pressed to cut a slice of toast with it.</p>
: "Those are the rules."  
+
<p>"Oh, come on. It is not."</p>
: "That's impossible. Can I please speak to a supervisor?"  
+
<p>"What do you call these?" He runs his finger along the minuscule serrations.</p>
: "I am the supervisor."&rdquo;}}<noinclude>
+
<p>"Those ... but ... they ... it ..."</p>
{{data.link.footer}}
+
<p>"No serrated knives. You can't take this."</p>
</noinclude>
+
<p>"But sir, how can it not be allowed when it's the same knife they give you on the plane!"</p>
 +
<p>"Those are the rules."</p>
 +
<p>"That's impossible. Can I please speak to a supervisor?"</p>
 +
<p>"I am the supervisor."</p>
 +
</blockquote></let>
 +
</hide><if not flag=including><let name=docat val=1 /><noinclude>{{:project:code/show/link}}</noinclude></if>

Revision as of 13:43, 28 November 2008