2008-07-11 Ask the pilot
{{#vardefine:keylist|}}{{#vardefine:Date|2008-07-11}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Date}}{{#vardefine:Date.disp|2008-07-11}}{{#vardefine:Date.disp|[[{{#var:Date}}]]}}{{#vardefine:Topics|\airport security\Transportation Security Administration}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Topics}}{{#vardefine:Topics.disp|\airport security\Transportation Security Administration}}{{#vardefine:URL|http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2008/07/11/askthepilot283/}}{{#vardefine:keylist%7C{{#var:keylist}}\URL}}{{#vardefine:URL.disp%7Chttp://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2008/07/11/askthepilot283/}}{{#vardefine:Title%7CAsk the pilot}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Title}}{{#vardefine:Title.disp|Ask the pilot}}{{#vardefine:Text|“"It's serrated." He is talking about the little row of teeth along the edge. Truth be told, the knife in question, which I've had for years, is actually smaller and less sharp than the knives currently handed out by my airline to its first- and business-class customers. You'd be hard-pressed to cut a slice of toast with it.
- "Oh, come on. It is not."
- "What do you call these?" He runs his finger along the minuscule serrations.
- "Those ... but ... they ... it ..."
- "No serrated knives. You can't take this."
- "But sir, how can it not be allowed when it's the same knife they give you on the plane!"
- "Those are the rules."
- "That's impossible. Can I please speak to a supervisor?"
- "I am the supervisor."”}}{{#vardefine:keylist|{{#var:keylist}}\Text}}{{#vardefine:Text.disp|“"It's serrated." He is talking about the little row of teeth along the edge. Truth be told, the knife in question, which I've had for years, is actually smaller and less sharp than the knives currently handed out by my airline to its first- and business-class customers. You'd be hard-pressed to cut a slice of toast with it.
- "Oh, come on. It is not."
- "What do you call these?" He runs his finger along the minuscule serrations.
- "Those ... but ... they ... it ..."
- "No serrated knives. You can't take this."
- "But sir, how can it not be allowed when it's the same knife they give you on the plane!"
- "Those are the rules."
- "That's impossible. Can I please speak to a supervisor?"
- "I am the supervisor."”}}
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