2008-07-08 IT'S A FRACKIN' CRACKER!/wafer request
[[PZ Myers]] requests a consecrated [[Eucharist wafer]] for the purposes of desecrating it.
The actual request, preceded by considerable explanatory text, was as follows:
Can anyone out there score me some consecrated communion wafers? There's no way I can personally get them – my local churches have stakes prepared for me, I'm sure – but if any of you would be willing to do what it takes to get me some, or even one, and mail it to me, I'll show you sacrilege, gladly, and with much fanfare. I won't be tempted to hold it hostage (no, not even if I have a choice between returning the Eucharist and watching Bill Donohue kick the pope in the balls, which would apparently be a more humane act than desecrating a goddamned cracker), but will instead treat it with profound disrespect and heinous cracker abuse, all photographed and presented here on the web. I shall do so joyfully and with laughter in my heart. If you can smuggle some out from under the armed guards and grim nuns hovering over your local communion ceremony, just write to me and I'll send you my home address.