User:Woozle/annoy a liberal

There is a bumper sticker which is popular in US conservative circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy".

I'm thinking that this is in need of countering. The following counters have occurred to me, but I am always open for more. I'm eventually thinking I'll take the best ones and set them up for sale on Cafepress or similar.

Good ones

• be utterly wrong and never ever admit it
• blow trillions of dollars on a pointless war and call yourself "conservative"
• ignore or ridicule anyone not in a position of power
• support the death penalty but say you're "pro-life"
• support the war but say you're "pro-life"

Need work

• sheep variations:
  • be sheeplike and smug about it
  • be sheeplike and sanctimonious
  • be gullible and proud of it
  • unquestioningly obey authority
• willfully ignore the man behind the curtain
• fight sex education while being against abortion
• fight to prevent same-sex marriage but say you're "pro-family"
• insist that an honest citizen wouldn't fear being tortured
• go around saying we need "another 9/11" to whip people back into line