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Revision as of 01:49, 7 March 2008 by Woozle (talk | contribs) (New page: There is a bumper sticker which is [http://triangle.johnlocke.org/blog/?p=1752 popular] in US conservative circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy". I'm think...)
There is a bumper sticker which is popular in US conservative circles and which says "ANNOY A LIBERAL - work hard and be happy".
I'm thinking that this is in need of countering. The following counters have occurred to me, but I am always open for more:
- sheep variations:
- be sheeplike and smug about it
- be sheeplike and sanctimonious
- be gullible and proud of it
- be utterly wrong and never ever admit it
- blow trillions of dollars on a pointless war and call yourself "conservative"
- ignore anyone not in a position of power
- pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
- unquestioningly obey authority
- support the death penalty but say you're "pro-life"
- support the war but say you're "pro-life"
- fight sex education but say you're "pro-family"
- fight to prevent same-sex marriage but say you're "pro-family"
I'm eventually thinking I'll take the best ones and set them up for sale on Cafepress or similar.